24 5 / 2013
24 5 / 2013
People spelling words on your back more like now spell fuck me senseless against a wall.
What if I spelled “chicken nugger” on your back
(via measureyourlifeincake)
24 5 / 2013
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
(via laughcentre)
24 5 / 2013
Talking to your parents on the phone
I AM FUCKIGN CRYING I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD OH Y FUCKIGNG FOD
(Source: fuckyeahshuthefuckup, via boisterousstarlet)
24 5 / 2013
today ms trahey asked me how i injured my elbow and i told her about how tom charged into me with a green yoga ball and he tripped on my foot and we smashed into the wall
and all she said is “i hate that boy so much”
OHMYG OD
24 5 / 2013
this is my portfolio cover
and you are supposed to explain it in the “dear reader” letter so i wrote
“I call this portfolio “No.” because I feel as that simple phrase clearly summarizes how I feel about this portfolio, English class, swimsuits, uncle-son relationships, various unique creatures, twerking, eighth grade, the majority of people, my lifestyle, my day-to-day routine, and much more. My quotation, “can u not,” by Anonymous is one that I hold close to my heart because it further represents specifically how I feel about this portfolio.”
and she cant yell at me because i fulfilled all the required of the thing
holy shit
24 5 / 2013
yes son
thank you i needed this thank u for the encouragement uncle dehan
(i wrote about you in my portfolio’s dedication)
yes good i watched it four times before i cried about the rest of my homework but it helped too
(omg i wrote about you in the ending of my conclusion that was a required minimum of 5 paragraphs)
24 5 / 2013
WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT ME ENOUGH TO READ TWO FUCKING PAGES OF ~A REFLECTION OF MYSELF AS I DEVELOPED THROUGH THE PAST YEAR~
THIS IS FULL OF SHIT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS NECESSARY
i literally got 12 pages of writing in 12 point font done in one hour and finished my castle learning a minute before it was due but i still have so much work and i just want to g ive up
